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This was overheard at a recent Vice Presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin.

Moderator:

Governor Palin, what’s your take on the Russia – Georgia crisis? Should US send any troops if a conflict breaks out between the two nations? If we are to get involved, should we institute a draft considering we are short on troops due to the war in Iraq and Afghanistan?

Governor Palin:

The Russians are bullies and as an American, I will not let Russia attack Georgia. My friend Governor Bobby Jindal in Louisiana and Governor Charlie Crist in Florida will help whatever Georgia needs. They are very close to Georgia so they can send immediate help if Russia attacks Georgia.

Moderator:

But Georgia is in Europe …

Governor Palin:

That’s what the Liberal wants you to be believe. Like my friend Senator John McCain said a few weeks ago, we are all Georgians. So if Russia attacks Georgia, it’s an attack on America. And I will not let that happen without any response.

Moderator:

Does that mean we will attack back? You still haven’t answered how we are going to fight back considering we are short on troops.

Governor Palin:

Well, if you let me explain my strategy; you will see how brilliant this works. First and foremost, I will NOT institute a draft. The American people will not agree to a draft. I am a lifetime member of the NRA, and we have about 4.3 million members. That’s more than enough people to fight the Russians.

Moderator:

But they are not militarily-trained. How can they fight for America in a war against the Russians?

Governor Palin:

You don’t think the NRA members know how to use weapons? Of course they can fight for America. Even Senator Obama said it in his speech. We don’t fight for the Blue America, we don’t fight for the Red America. We fight for the United States of America. All the NRA members are ready to fight at a moment notice. You just tell us when and where, and we will be there.

See, what you don’t know is Alaska is located in the north, and we are actually closer to Russia than the lower 48 states. We will attack the Russians from the North, and Bobby, Charlie, and state of Georgia will attack from the South. Victory will not he that difficult because the Russians will not expect attacks from two fronts. We can achieve victory. The surge has worked. Senator Obama will not admit his mistake the surge has worked.

Moderator:

But this is just a hypothetical scenario.

Governor Palin:

Exactly. Senator Obama won’t even admit his mistake in a hypothetical situation. That is not “change”. That is more of the same.

Moderator:

More of the same of what?

Governor Palin:

Of failed policies that do not put Americans first. In a moment of seriousness, Senator McCain was a POW for 5 1/2 years. He is a true patriot for this country. He is a true Maverick. He will fight for this country. He will protect Georgia. Remind me of Ray Charles Song “Georgia on my Mind.” Anyway ….

Moderator:

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Moderator:

Senator Biden … same question.

Senator Biden:

ROFLMFAO

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